Yes, yes! It’s the little things that sweeten our dreary everyday life and make it a little better, right? Whether it’s a pretty flower growing on the roadside, having a scoop of your favorite ice cream, refining your coffee with vodka, prepare the colleague’s chair with a whoopee pillow or smoking weed in your lunch break – we all have little pick-me-ups in our everyday lives that we seldom say a word about. Well, that should change! But instead of offering you a declaration of love for the little things that save us in stressful situations, let’s have a moment of silence for all the hate and the mourning that live in our hearts. After that, you may enjoy our gems for today!
#1: Widows are expected to wear those for two years
seems like H&M is expecting a rush on Victorian funerals pic.twitter.com/PqTRlyg34H
— 💀 (@littIe_dead) August 21, 2021
#2: Now you are a squirrel
this can't be the same brain i was using to read 450 page novels in 3 days during middle school 😭
— 𝙰𝙽𝚄𝚁𝙰𝙶 (@_anuraggg) August 20, 2021
#3: Still a better lovestory than Twilight
relationships should be 50/50. he drives the car, i stare at my phone and when he asks me “what’s my exit?” i say “hold on im looking at something!” and then we miss the exit.
— dana bad (@baddanadanabad) August 21, 2021
#4: It’s the law
academics will say “put simply”, and follow it with the least comprehensible sentence you’ve ever read
— adam 𓆏 (@adampjthain) August 20, 2021
#5: Nailed it
KFC had 11 secret herbs and spices and nobody questioned it for years but suddenly you want to know what’s in the Covid vaccine
— Big Nas X (@lukeyism) August 16, 2021
#6: Can’t imagine today
The fact that Elvis was drafted into the military at the height of his stardom is so crazy to me. Like imagine you’re in the middle of a war and ya hear someone shout “cover me” and it’s Beyoncé
— steeve again (@steeve_again) April 24, 2021
#7: Selling the rights to Amazon was a mistake
The new Bond film sounds a bit shit. pic.twitter.com/Z8UNdNysIp
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) August 21, 2021
#8: Especially if it’s a SAW movie scenario
put me in any real-life horror movie scenario and i am instantly killing myself
— kristofer thomas (@kristoferthomas) August 21, 2021
#9: This could be true
The reason Winnie the Pooh doesn’t wear pants is because he has no concept of original sin
— Joe Palana (@JoePalana) August 20, 2021
#10: Roger, Roger
Me: guys I can't play with walkie talkies daddy is a little hungover
Kid: a little hung what? over
— Village Person (@SvnSxty) August 21, 2021
Want more? Of course you do. Here you go:
