Hey hey! It’s us again! And with us we brought our 10 finds of the day, especially for you! How much does it cost? Nothing, dear! Enjoy our Daily!
#1:
male birth control exists it’s called trying to be funny on twitter
— ꧁𝕸𝖆𝖉𝖎𝖒𝖔𝖎𝖘𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖊꧂ (@drivingmemadi) August 25, 2020
#2:
i can't explain it but boob guys are a capitalist and ass man are socialist
— ian (@ianiskool) August 25, 2020
#3:
if the textbook is 𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐃 then why don’t you 𝘽𝙐𝙔 𝙄𝙏 𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝙈𝙀
— abs 🙂 (@tropicanapussy) August 24, 2020
#4:
“I dOn’T LiKe suBtiTleS” if you can’t read fast baby jus say that
— ✰ 𝙻𝚒𝚜𝚜 (@lissdfwu) August 25, 2020
#5:
bruce wayne really woke up one day and said “therapy is expensive, punching some guys is free”
— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) August 25, 2020
#6:
just asked myself “what’s today? tuesday?” and sure enough, it’s tuesday. feeling like the fucking man right now
— James (@CaucasianJames) August 25, 2020
#7:
netflix: are you still watching
me: yes but i can’t reach the remote so i’m just going to sit here in silent contemplation
— Rob Actually 🏳️🌈 (@RobbyActually) August 25, 2020
#8:
the banana was once a perfect representation of phone shape. u could hold it up like "haha hello?" and make ur friends die laughing. but these times are behind us. phones r just rectangles now. we need a replacement food. i hereby nominate the ice cream sandwich
— tatum (@50FirstTates) August 25, 2020
#9:
"English is the hardest language to learn in the whole world actually" pic.twitter.com/FKKlJ6Lo3u
— paulo (@Ostodvandi) August 24, 2020
#10:
girls are like “yeah he ruined my life and self-esteem and made me feel like everything was my fault the whole time we were together but blocking him is kinda rude i feel bad”
— logan (@brainwxrms) August 24, 2020
