Hell yes, it’s Thursday or «Thor’s day». This week went quickly, or did it? The so called suffering we face every week is almost over and we hope you are in a good mood and had a nice day without any issues. Don’t ask us how or why the hammer-wielding Norse god of thunder, strength and protection is related to the fourth day of the week. We are pretty sure there are some comic book shenanigans out there, which will explain this. We are way too tired to google this. In the end it doesn’t matter where the name came from. The only important thing is, that there is only one day left in our so called hamster wheel of capitalism. You may celebrate now if you want to. Here are our gems for today.
#1: *purr purr purr*
Today the vet told me that since Covid, they’ve had to treat a number of cats with depression caused by irritation that their people are at home all day. Obviously it’s not really funny but… that’s the most Cat thing I’ve ever heard. Apparently dogs do not have the same problem.
— 🌟 joannamont 🌟 (@joannamont) August 24, 2021
#2: Which year?
Adult friendships be like “I miss you bro, let’s link in November”
— IsaiahG (@IsaiahG_AAP) August 25, 2021
#3: He probably vented from the other side
— ⰔⱄⰔ (@GOBLINC0RE) August 24, 2021
#4: The times they are a-changing
And just like that you wonder where the time went. pic.twitter.com/ouVrid8xZD
— ZeppelinAgain (@ZeppelinAgain) August 23, 2021
#5: Too bad that stupidity isn’t painful
“scientists don’t know everything” – someone who was fighting for their life in 9th grade biology
— first-mate prance (@bocxtop) August 25, 2021
#6: We’ve all done that
— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) August 23, 2021
Interviewer: Can u multitask?
Me: Depends, can the salary multiply?
— Rikhman Rashidi (@rikhman) August 25, 2021
#8: Seems legit
i’m suing nirvana for this. pic.twitter.com/BCYRJnDE1Z
— .:RiotGrl:. (@RiotGrlErin) August 25, 2021
#9: He is smarter than most people
Someone get him a smaller mask. pic.twitter.com/TaX6rx45Nb
— Jamie Gnuman197… (@Jamie24272184) August 24, 2021
#10: Challenge accepted
your thirties can be about getting dumber and hotter than your twenties if you want them to be
— lauren (@ActNormalOrElse) August 21, 2021