Remember that movie Home Alone? A Christmas classic that appears on TV almost every year. But do you also remember the time this movie was shown? No? Well, the actor played Kevin, Macaulay Culkin, turned X this year. You want to know how old? Enjoy our Daily! 😉
*husband watching me pouring vodka and ice in the blender at 9am*
Me: What? It’s a potato smoothie.
— Northern Lights 🐢🦕🦖 (@PinkCamoTO) August 26, 2020
“You’re so quiet” try it sometime. Let your mouth rest
— . (@sincerelyremina) August 25, 2020
It’s crazy how your siblings actually have their own lives I literally see them as side characters in mine 🌚
— Sharonszn🌹✨ (@sharonszn_) August 25, 2020
I would shit on the floor before I’d walk through these doors. pic.twitter.com/JpKP47IEig
— Human Beëing | 🌾 (@human_not_bees) August 26, 2020
things I’ve done successfully today:
things I’ve done unsuccessfully: today
— tom (@pilau) August 26, 2020
2020 mean girls be like, “OMG, is that the same face mask you wore yesterday?”
— Darlin’ Darla (@Darlainky) August 24, 2020
Anthony Huber was the one to run up on the shooter last night and was shot in the chest and left to bleed out by the cops. He leaves behind his daughter and his girlfriend. His initial reaction was to try to protect others and he lost his life for that. Rest in power, comrade. 😭 pic.twitter.com/DD71cyYODq
— Red Bait (@red_baiting) August 26, 2020
One of the things that made my ADHD easier to manage was treating myself like a person with ADHD instead of a person who would be neurotypical if she would shape up and put some more effort in. It's funny because we tell other people not to do that to us while we do that to us.
— René Brooks | Black Girl, Lost Keys | ADHD (@blkgirllostkeys) August 26, 2020
FUCK THIS MAN!!!! WE DEMAND CHANGE. SICK OF IT
— LeBron James (@KingJames) August 26, 2020
Hey guys, wanna feel old?
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) August 26, 2020