Hey, have you heard? Some genius found out that beside of a couple of FDA-approved and some hundred million times tested vaccines there is also the anti-parasite drug Ivermectin showing «promising» results in the Covid treatment. Once again because it’s just great: An animal (!) dewormer (!) as cure against Covid-19!! Isn’t this the best tip since Trump suggested drinking sanitizer? Since we’re talking about drinking: yep, you can start now, after all it’s Friday and whatever you do, it can’t get any more absurd. Not even with our gems of the day. Have a great weekend everyone and please stay away from cattle!
#1: But why?
Welcome to parenting. The word «why» triggers you now.
— Raw Motherhood (@MetteAngerhofer) August 24, 2021
I left my whole life, my home in order to continue to have a voice. Once again,I am running from my motherland. Once again, I am going to start from zero.
I took only my cameras and a dead soul with me across an ocean. With a heavy heart, goodbye motherland.
Until we meet again pic.twitter.com/MI3H8lQ5e4
— Roya Heydari (@heydari_roya) August 26, 2021
#3: Find us sobbing on the bathroom floor
hookup culture is way too intense for me now talkin bout «will you spit in my mouth and slap me in the face» like ok sure i would love to Can we date for 6 months first and maybe i introduce u to my grandma. also i might cry
— thomas 🍌 (@perfectsweeties) August 26, 2021
#4: Bet they get stolen a lot
Damn, they’re good pic.twitter.com/UnDNIQ5NyM
— Julicorn 🦄 (@ChicksRule) August 26, 2021
#5: Don’t we all have this one coworker
Freaking out people on the zoom meeting by telling them I need to run to another meeting and then rejoining that same meeting and acting like everyone is a different person
— pj evans (@pjayevans) August 25, 2021
#6: And then there are Tweets like this one
sorry to post something so heavy, but my parents and i haven’t spoken much since i started transitioning, it’s been really hard…my grandmother texted me this out of the blue and it made me cry😭 pic.twitter.com/qY4zbK9SWp
— kristofer thomas (@kristoferthomas) August 26, 2021
#7: This must be fake news, sorry
disgusted to report that walking a mile or so three times a week has, in fact, improved my general body condition and chronic pain level. it’s bullshit that exercise people are right
— i bless the rains down in castamere (@Chinchillazllla) August 25, 2021
#8: Oh please
The human brain is incredible. It’s capable of both engineering a life saving mRNA vaccine and deciding that anti-parasitic cattle paste is a better option. Just unbelievable range.
— Dr. Glaucomflecken (@DGlaucomflecken) August 26, 2021
#9: In your face, Jeff!
due to my principles i do NOT use amazon unless of course i need to buy something
— taking a nice walk (@InternetHippo) August 26, 2021
#10: Wouldn’t mind sitting next to this guy
person next to me held their stuffed owl up like this to let it stare out the window during the entire flight pic.twitter.com/tsLNrlCQyS
— meg “The Situation” (@dogmatic_shorty) August 24, 2021
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