Let us sit in silence for 1 minute, because we made it people! We survived another week in 2020! Whether you live in Germany or America we made it! We have the weekend to look forward to, as well as today’s Best of Twitter. We are also here on weekends. We won’t stop until we reach the whole world. Because everyone needs a little bit of laughter in their life and that’s where we come in. So please enjoy and stay safe this weekend. See you tomorrow!
a rare glimpse into Trump's mental genius. pic.twitter.com/pPTsJeizhH
— Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen) August 27, 2020
coach: ur gonna have to play dirty
me: i'm a slutty little dribble boy
— Das Skoogeth (@Skoog) August 26, 2020
The only thing I fear is GOD and BEES HIDING IN MY SODA SO WHEN I GO TO DRINK THE SODA I DRINK BEES.
— evan waite (@TheOhBits) August 27, 2020
Jeff Bezos has decided he will not end world hunger today.
— Has Jeff Bezos Decided To End World Hunger? (@HasBezosDecided) August 27, 2020
my four year old daughter is calling geese “honkeys” and I should probably correct her but I won’t
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) August 27, 2020
Fascist logic: Destroying property to stop murder is wrong. Murdering to protect property is right.
— Nick Estes (@nick_w_estes) August 26, 2020
My son got hungry so I gave him a snack. His teacher is gonna say how he can’t eat and before I knew it, I yelled from the kitchen “Girl, he is at home honey!” & then there was silence…….
— Ursula. (@LeciJ_) August 27, 2020
Imagine your card decline at subway and they start disassembling that shit in front of you
— hof 💸 (@reddropshwty) August 26, 2020
America only gave us $1200 to survive this year. Let that sink in for a min.
— ♛ (@DGTALEmpress) August 27, 2020
— Dana Goldberg (@DGComedy) August 28, 2020