It’s Saturday, and to stick with the buffet analogy, right now you’re exactly at the pancake station of the week. Already full and having enjoyed most of the ride, the best part is happening at this moment. There’s still time until the bill arrives, you’re relaxed and who said you can’t have a pantail? That’s correct, a delicious pancake with a sweet, sweet cocktail. Only last century puritans wouldn’t get shivers of joy just thinking about it. And don’t even let us start talking about boozebac, the traditional breakfast in certain regions of Scotland, where bacon is served best with, well, you can guess. Did we make this up? Is «making something up» a phrase that originated in puritan countries, meaning a woman wearing make up is lying about her appearance? Did we have too much boozebac this morning? Those are good questions, but the most important should be: did we find the best gems for you again? And the answer to this is certainly yes. So enjoy!
#1: We’ve all been there
My 5yo is crying because she thought I was joking when I told her that she had to go to school 5 days a week.
— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) August 27, 2021
#2: Pro life hack
A great way to get out of jury duty is to say you’re friends with the defendant and you helped him do it.
— Cyrus O’Merican (@CyrusOMerican) August 26, 2021
#3: A GREAT OPPORTUNTIY
— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) August 27, 2021
#4: Way better than a stupid vaccine!
He died the way he lived, free of parasitic worms generally found in horses.
— Howard Mittelmark (@HMittelmark) August 27, 2021
#5: Someone had to say it
Girls don’t want boys, they want to be railed in a Victorian dress & be the most feared witch in the village.
— Doth (@DothTheDoth) August 27, 2021
#6: The cutest attack ever
my dog: pic.twitter.com/orqRWXBn2h
— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) August 27, 2021
#7: Sounds like a Burning Man party
Two people having sex and they both have harmonicas in their mouths
— steeve again (@steeve_again) August 26, 2021
#8: It was his finest work
angel: whatcha making?
god: *pressing lion into grill with spatula* tiger
— Adam Cerious (@Browtweaten) April 25, 2021
#9: It’s called being alive in our world
do you ever leave a social situation and you're just like mmm that was not my best work
— Delia Cai (@delia_cai) August 24, 2021
#10: Self reflection is so important
Packing is a neat way to discover you hate everything you own.
— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) August 27, 2021
And if you’re still thinking about boozebac, here are