Hello there. Monday is the day of the week between Sunday and Tuesday. According to international standards it is the first day of the week. Also it is the most hated one. But don’t worry, just let it happen. It’s almost over now. Time for our gems of the day.
the good news is my custom facemask arrived, the bad news is that they printed my face 20% too large pic.twitter.com/jBaVM7nbYI
— Cameron!! (@cameronmattis) July 27, 2020
Poison Ivy as a villain is so funny. She’s just killing billionaires trying to kill the environment. I think we should let her.
— batshit milf (@dykedistortion) July 31, 2020
Catfished again. This is bullshit. pic.twitter.com/KcxnJhVvRx
— nick (@nickturani) August 2, 2020
life imitates art pic.twitter.com/zUsywQlI63
— 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰🔪 (@MommyBigDick) August 2, 2020
— ○ (@CAMLaPistolaa) August 1, 2020
2020 so far:
Hot March 2
— Evan DeSimone (@Smorgasboredom) August 1, 2020
I finished my PhD at 26. I regret this. Take time off between grad school and undergrad. Live your life. Defer, read, work, explore, party, save, make art, sleep. Don’t rush. Grad school is not the safety net you think it is. The degree will be there when you’re done. Enjoy life!
— america’s next top model minority, PhD 🙋🏽♀️ (@taoleighgoffe) August 1, 2020
Serparating your laundry by color is a myth created by big detergent to sell more laundry sauce
— Spicy (@RyanMalicsi) July 31, 2020
don’t tell me it’s easy being a straight white male. every day i have to wake up and listen to a voice in my head saying “start a podcast.”
— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) August 1, 2020
ask a 17 year old "how old are you" and they'll say "18 in 4 months" 😭😭😭
— … (@notgloh) July 31, 2020