Summer is coming to an end and slowly but surely we are getting closer to the season of tea-drinking, reading in the bathtub, autumn walks and cozy sofa evenings. Whether alone, with a partner or your family — as always, we provide you with the perfect accompaniment! Have fun with our Daily!
Facebook is extremely over-engineered for a birthday reminder app
— David K. 🎹 (@DavidKPiano) August 29, 2020
PLEASE do not draw Kobe welcoming Chadwick Boseman to heaven. I am begging y’all
— Dev (@devbs_) August 29, 2020
if you eat a thousand pieces of rigatoni, that’s a gigatoni
— phil (@PhilJamesson) August 29, 2020
6-year-old: Dad, park there.
Me: That's parallel parking. It's impossible.
6: Mom does it.
Me: She went to Hogwarts.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 28, 2020
Behind every great man is the drawer I need to get into why are you even in the kitchen right now
— human aaron (@humanaaron) August 29, 2020
In Berlin today, thousands demonstrated for the right not to wear a mask; in Minsk, thousands demonstrated for the right to free and fair elections. Half of Europe has forgotten what liberty means, the other half is still fighting for it.
— Lucian Kim (@Lucian_Kim) August 29, 2020
𝐍𝐄𝐓𝐅𝐋𝐈𝐗 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃 𝐄𝐅𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐒
— slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) August 29, 2020
Go to google.
Type “Early vote” plus the name of your city/state.
Make a plan right now to vote as early and safely as you can.
Follow that plan.
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) August 29, 2020
6-year-old: My room is clean.
Me: It's a disaster.
6: It's clean if you don't look at it.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 29, 2020
I have the eyes of Natalie Portman, the ass of Carmen Electra, and the legs of Heidi Klum. My meat freezer is nearly full.
— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) August 28, 2020