Incredible! Another day in hell has just begun. What have we done wrong? Did we murder someone in our past lives? What could it be that we deserve to live in this cruel cruel universe? Not only is it Monday today, summer is also coming to an end this week. Yes, Autumn is officially beginning the day after tomorrow. It’s getting colder, wetter and darker. *Sad music plays* Good news is that you can stop exercising for your beach body. It gets even better, because you can finally buy Christmas sweets and mulled wine in the supermarket again. Hopefully this will comfort us since there are still four days of work left until next weekend. You may now drink if you want to. Enjoy our gems for today!
#1: Just normal RPG-Things
— 🇭🇰🔞RoonKolos🏳️⚧️ "He said calmly" (@RoonKolos) August 28, 2021
#2: This changes everything
I was lightly scolded by my wife and oldest daughter for using the baby as a table. They’re just mad they didn’t think of it first. pic.twitter.com/BTUmJEcckM
— Terence (@TOPolk) August 28, 2021
#3: Only stoner will understand
gf and I were stoned out of our minds holding hands last night and we walk by this couple and one of them goes "look how happy they are why can't we be that happy" baby we are focusing on putting one foot in front of the other rn
— gaychel (@coochieflop) August 29, 2021
#4: Maybe she had the time of her life
“can you explain this gap in your resume” is such a weird question like what do you care. why are you so obsessed with me
— ☀️ Ordained Sun Priestess ☀️ (@Gender_Thief) August 28, 2021
#5: Perhaps Mister Meowgi
who parked their cats pic.twitter.com/syY7VUQPxX
— Where's The Cat (@catpicsdealer) August 28, 2021
#6: Tweet of the Day
i think the first place experts dropped the ball is when they named it "covid" instead of some medieval shit like "bloody lung" or "the red strangles"
— i bless the rains down in castamere (@Chinchillazllla) August 29, 2021
#7: OH! MY! GOD!
the Lord of the Rings is mostly a bunch of really old guys walking around telling some 40 year old Hobbits "yeah this place used to be really cool but it sucks now"
— thomas violence (@thomas_violence) August 29, 2021
#8: That escalated quickly
How it started Vs how it’s going pic.twitter.com/Gmdqc5Xhvv
— beca grimm (@becagrimm) August 29, 2021
#9: Those damn 4K-Textures
I’ve been waiting for this chair to finish loading for 20 fucking minutes pic.twitter.com/a4ozWjihIc
— Band of Horse Paste (@jephjacques) August 28, 2021
#10: Sounds familiar, Bob
Hungover and scared to check my bank account pic.twitter.com/94ybxYyoFd
— Bob (@tweetsbybob_) August 28, 2021