What have Donald Trump jokes, a bottle of booze, and our daily selection of Tweets in common? Right, in a world full of people who take horse medicine instead of vaccines or think Ben Affleck is just a splendid choice for Batman, they are a last straw of sanity. But even the best things come to an end and hereby we have to break to you that we are shifting our focus to other projects. We will still keep you posted on the funniest, most important and, as we fear, most absurd topics but for now it is our pleasure to say for the last time: please have fun with the ten best Tweets from today.
#1: Parenting 101
If I can survive seeing my mom google “best jeans for oddly shaped teens” I can survive anything.
— big shelley (@notshelleyjo) August 28, 2021
#2: He’s a train Raider
geezer in front of me on the train is using a twix as a pillow?? pic.twitter.com/FOtoRtrdlz
— bastard waylonz (@bastardwazhlon) August 29, 2021
#3: Best of luck then
I start every class with an ultrasound picture of my son due in October, pleading with my students to wear masks as a personal favor to my family. In small, at-capacity classrooms, only 5 of 45 of my students wore a mask. I’ll never be able to look at this job the same way.
— Matthew LeHew (@matthewlehew) August 30, 2021
#4: The Extremely annoyed ones
I still can’t get past the fact that the people threatening a civil war and eating horse paste think we are the extreme ones.
— Kolleen (@littlewhitty) August 29, 2021
#5: Probably the same ingredients
Saw this on Facebook and laughed forever pic.twitter.com/y4GJWFI5LC
— Amanda Deibert🏳️🌈 (@amandadeibert) August 27, 2021
#6: Some of us can have it all
My wife watch these shows where middle aged women just be eating and arguing the whole time. Then they travel as a group to a new location to do more eating and arguing, but with a beach in the background.
— ……. (@PrinceHAK33M) August 30, 2021
#7: Oh mother capitalism
The problem with this country is people who make $700 per hour have convinced people who make $25 per hour that people who make $7.25 per hour are the problem.
— mohamad safa (@mhdksafa) August 29, 2021
#8: The first rule about parenting club is you don’t talk about parenting club
starting a «fight club» but for crying where we just stand in a room and cry at each other and then leave and never talk about it
— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) August 30, 2021
#9: Truly one of us
I, too, am motivated by revenge. pic.twitter.com/EBro6eA0k9
— Devereaux’s Ghost (@devereauxsghost) August 28, 2021
#10: There are too many raccoons in this society
Raccoons are the best. pic.twitter.com/yhgCpSGKP2
— James Gunn (@JamesGunn) August 30, 2021