It’s Wednesday again and the older ones among us will surely remember that this is not just a normal day in the middle of the week, but also one of the weirdest child and teenage characters in TV and movie history. Wednesday Addams was originally a quiet, somewhat miserable 13 year old girl, filled with suffering and obsessed with death. She loves spiders and researching the Bermuda Triangle. Her favorite toy is a doll named Marie Antoinette, which her brother Pugsley beheaded and which she often shows off to guests. Due to her gothic personality she has a tendency to annoy most normal people. Yes, Wednesday is a serious and callous personality with morbid very dark humor, occasional melancholy phases like normal teenagers have and the constant urge to hurt or, if possible, kill her brother Pugsley. Isn’t she lovely? She often carries out her murder plans, but he never really dies. Do you know what never dies either? Exactly our daily dose of Twitter gems. Enjoy!
#1:
Checked my bank account and none of it was fraud it was all me damn
— tracey the curb hitter (@edmthotiana) August 1, 2021
#2:
my roommate’s dog likes to sit on my lap while I’m working and on zoom my boss was like “oh my gosh please introduce that cute baby!!”, so i unmuted myself and was like “this is Evie” but it turns out my boss was talking to one of my coworkers, who had a literal human infant
— Colleen (@Coll3enG) August 1, 2021
#3:
hello tampon at the bottom of my purse . I love doing this crazy life with u
— steph mccann (@steph_mcca) August 3, 2021
#4:
if we go back in lockdown can we not do the toilet paper hoarding phase again like what the fuck was that
— first-mate prance (@bocxtop) August 2, 2021
#5:
I want to see an episode of "Undercover Boss" with Jesus in some evangelical churches.
— Travis Akers (@travisakers) August 3, 2021
#6:
The real “Hey god its me again” pic.twitter.com/3eMreKw2Dp
— Tury (@CapalotTury) August 2, 2021
#7:
I miss the 1920s when it was normal to have 2 pics of you taken in your entire life. That's all you really need
— ምኞት (@blanketm9) August 2, 2021
#8:
Good morning
Please get vaccinated. pic.twitter.com/p2oYG8oUxJ
— Shannon “Badass Cross Stitch” Downey (@ShannonDowney) August 3, 2021
#9:
Should I take my dog to the vet pic.twitter.com/cmRbMtsXJV
— 𝓒𝓵𝓪𝓻𝓪 (@icyonclara) August 3, 2021
#10:
If only there had been something to prevent this pic.twitter.com/ZuMmKW6Fnn
— Julicorn 🦄 (@ChicksRule) August 3, 2021
