Today we have another great cinema for you! With us today: Marvel with his 2020 film adaptation. The second part of Bad Moms with the title ‹Pandemic Moms› and of course another movie with Donald Trump in the leading role as Donald Trump. Get a bucket of popcorn and enjoy the show!
TRUMP: hey my phone didn't let me finish tweeting
AIDE: sir your battery died
TRUMP: so did 150k americans, it is what it is
— Ian Dukes Pandemic Accepter (@ianpauldukes) August 4, 2020
2020 as told by Marvel pic.twitter.com/QkGAojoOcA
— rachel leishman (@RachelLeishman) August 3, 2020
MARCH COMMERCIAL: during these uncertain times, we’re thinking of you and your family
AUGUST COMMERCIAL: look you might as well catch it at burger king
— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) August 5, 2020
A neat thing about 2020 is that enough stuff happens every month to fill an entire verse of “we didn’t start the fire”
— Ally (@TragicAllyHere) August 3, 2020
Moms pre-pandemic vs post-pandemic pic.twitter.com/ctt7bISevI
— Trey Kennedy (@TreyNKennedy) August 3, 2020
Every friend group has
– A tragic hero
– A wise fool
– An oracle
– A disgraced king
– The town crier
— SparkNotes (@SparkNotes) August 4, 2020
Ok. Who made this? It's genius. pic.twitter.com/EkwG2RlDel
— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) August 5, 2020
I would have started saving money in kindergarten if I knew life was gon be like this
— Sia🦋 (@pre_vibes) August 3, 2020
Pretty nauseating how easily Congress rubber stamped a $4 trillion dark slush fund for Wall St as “COVID relief,” yet somehow $600 for workers in pandemic is controversial.
Up close it’s staggering how much resistance there is in Washington to actually helping people directly.
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) August 4, 2020
I’m such a “no no, it’s okay” person.
— Mustafa🌹 (@MooseAbushanab) August 4, 2020