It’s Thursday. We endured the majority of the week, summer is taking a break, meaning no social obligations in parks or being outside in general, life is good. And there is more great news, Suicide Squad is screening in two days, which means a «vulgar, immature and gratutious movie» is ready to be watched after we had our usual «welcome Friday» glass of wine. And we’re just quoting the critics here. And even if the weather stays the way it is right now, there’s still time to use thunderstorms as a catalyst to perform some ancient rituals in the backyard. It’s never too late to haunt your first boyfriend by making a voodoo doll and let it show up at his next first date, telling everyone that he never replaces the toilet paper roll and crys in the shower. Where were we? Right, bad weather, good movie. So stick inside, have some me time, perhaps with those gems we found for you? And if it’s still not sunny by Friday, remember the wise words of Harley Quinn: «I love the rain. It’s like angels are squirting all over us.» Enjoy!
“lollapalooza cancelled dababy” sorry i don’t speak italian
— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) August 4, 2021
math teacher: what can you tell me about ratios?
me: they're bad
math teacher: what
me: it means you're cancelled on the internet
— the hype (@TheHyyyype) August 4, 2021
“Hold on! Wait! Now, hear me out…” pic.twitter.com/chMh5B7AzK
— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) August 3, 2021
I spelled my name wrong in an email about a job opening. My name. Wrong. But definitely very detail oriented and works well independently.
— Mary (@AnniemuMary) August 4, 2021
Stop taking social media so serious. Nothing here is real. Look at this chicken 🐓🚗 it is bigger than the car
— Leo Xander (@STALLE0N) August 3, 2021
[inventing the knife] What if a stick was mad
— Michael (@Home_Halfway) August 3, 2021
instagram: look at my new boyfriend
twitter: I can't get a boyfriend
reddit: my [21F] boyfriend [53M] boyfriend forbids me from going into the basement and has a sock drawer full of missing women's driver's licenses, AITA for being uncomfortable? the wedding is in three hours
— Janel Comeau (@VeryBadLlama) August 3, 2021
I just want to be as rich as my kids act like we are.
— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) August 3, 2021
every ad for lady products is ‘here to help other people tolerate you being a human woman who is alive (gross!)’ and every ad for a product for men is like DO YOU GO OUTSIDE SOMETIMES YOU HOT PIECE OF CLUELESS SHIT
— nash flynn (@itsnashflynn) August 3, 2021
airport security testing unopened goldfish crackers for explosives somehow doesn't strengthen my confidence in their bomb-identification skills
— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) August 3, 2021