Some of us are still sitting in the home office and wish to return to normality. Meanwhile in Europe, especially in Spain, there are already signs of a second wave of Covid-19. We’ll see what the future holds. A bit of normality can be found at least in the meantime on Twitter and thus also in our Daily. Have fun!
“women are so emotional” bro u threw a controller at the wall after losing a video game
— randy (@randypaint) August 5, 2020
Me: I love my friends. Their interests? Incredible. Their tastes? Impeccable. I would die for them. If there's a single thing they asked of me I literally could not possibly hesitate
Friend: Hey check out this cool song
Me: Haha cool maybe
— Ron Iver (@ronnui_) August 5, 2020
Me: this meeting could’ve been an email.
Also me: (gets an email) Goddammit.
— Alex Baze (@bazecraze) August 5, 2020
Your password must contain a capital letter, a number, a special character, and the correct answer to the riddle of the Sphinx
— SparkNotes (@SparkNotes) August 5, 2020
Why’s the dog proper sigh when he sits down like he’s just got in from a 12 hour shift or suttn
— Lewy (@Lewyb96) August 4, 2020
I asked my son to turn down his music and he ‹okayed boomer› me so now we’re turning off the wi-fi for a bit
— Low Ki 🌺 (@Alohababe2011) August 4, 2020
u ever smell the air and it smells like the third grade scholastic bookfair on a chilly tuesday in october of 2007
— chris (@christiancoytss) August 4, 2020
Fuck a breakup you ever watched a 12 episode anime in a day & realize it didnt have a second season?
— ❀ (@Gardenofanime) August 4, 2020
how do people cum with their vibrator on the morse code setting
— handmade grandpa (@coolkidjacy) August 6, 2020
time traveler: what year is this?
me: lmao oh man you fucked up so bad
— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) August 6, 2020