So we’ve had the drought, we’ve had the rain, we definitely got the plague covered – frogs are next on the list, right? We would really appreciate if everyone could step outside for a quick second to see if we’ve already entered the next stage of the apocalypse. If so, please leave a comment before entering your garden bunker. The rest of us probably still has enough time to sit around the campfire, you know, ignore social distancing and blow a little more carbon dioxide into the atmosphere, the usual. And since we’re talking about the simple joys of life, please have fun with today’s best Tweets!
#1: Crazy idea
vaccine passports? what’s next? country passports?
— Alex Friedman (@kosherhotdogz) August 4, 2021
#2: I’ve got hungry eyes – I feel the magic between you and I
The dining table at our rental house is glass. This is what I see for the entire meal. pic.twitter.com/JmTyf6oymY
— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) August 5, 2021
#3: Loving this
I was depressed and my lease was up and they told me to bring my ass home for a while. Parenting don’t stop at a certain age yall buggin. My dad said as long as they have a roof I have a home
— Glen CoCo (@chrissy_kreme10) August 5, 2021
#4: If you can watch «My Octopus Teacher» on Netflix
36 pence for a dead baby octopus, one of the most amazing creatures to ever swim the seas.
I swear we do not deserve this world. 😢 pic.twitter.com/ln0yjeQcpv
— Justin Wookey Webb (@RainbowWookey) August 3, 2021
#5: Animate this
*bugs bunny*
bunny: stop bothering me
— an english human 😶 (@English_Channel) August 3, 2021
#6: Wait! What?
yall wanna talk about generational divides? i dont know anyone under 40 who separates laundry into lights and darks
— zach silberberg (@zachsilberberg) August 1, 2021
#7: It’s 2021 after all
Do. Not. Remove. The. Golden. Eye. From. The. Unnaturally. Large. Holy. Woman’s. SKELETON.
Please. https://t.co/RC5ePBXsZS
— Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad (@the_moviebob) August 5, 2021
#8: You gotta love kids
My kid just peeled a fat strip of paint off the wall and said “I love the skin of our house”
— KELGORE (@KelgoreTrout) August 2, 2021
#9: Well, I didn’t mean now, did I?
well well well, if it isn’t the bridge i said i’d cross when i came to it
— trash jones (@jzux) August 4, 2021
#10: Count us in 🤝🏽
me earth
🤝
getting hotter but
for sure more unstable
every year— danielle weisberg (@danielleweisber) August 4, 2021
«Skin of our house» sounds like a great movie title to you?