A dog has to be one of the most patient animals in the world. I mean that explains why my dog is so excited when I come home. My dog is just so happy that he has to bite one pair of my Adidas or tear all my trash up. My dog misses me and it’s just exhausted from having to wait for me all day or just to check the mail, but we won’t hold you up any longer. We know you miss us and our Daily. So I present to you our Best of Twitter from Today!
#1:
The fact that so many of us used to go to indoor food buffets, stand directly next to strangers without masks on and pick up the same tongs that hundreds of other people had used to grab food that had also been handled by strangers seems like a fever dream now
โ Roxi Horror ๐๐ธ (@roxiqt) August 7, 2020
#2:
โwe should ban tiktok because the chinese are stealing our dataโ bro just admit you canโt dance
— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) August 7, 2020
#3:
Me: Spell โorangeโ
6: The fruit or the color
๐๐ค๐ข๐๐จ๐๐๐ค๐ค๐ก๐๐ฃ๐ – ๐ฃ๐ค๐ฉ ๐๐ค๐ง ๐๐ซ๐๐ง๐ฎ๐ค๐ฃ๐
— Kids_kubed ๐จ๐ฆ (@Kids_kubed) August 7, 2020
#4:
what if boobs got rock solid like a peanus when aroused
— anna!!!!! (@urmomlolroasted) August 6, 2020
#5:
the best scientists in the world are gonna make a vaccine for this virus and some guy who failed high school algebra will be like โiโm not taking that shit bro itโs microchippedโ
— randy (@randypaint) August 6, 2020
#6:
small tangerines all my homies
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cutiesโ chris (@chrisfolse) August 6, 2020
#7:
I wish i could say โ???????????โ In real life, it would be very useful.
— Martial (@Martial_15) August 6, 2020
#8:
walmart loses 3 billion to theft each year and if we all pitch in to help we can get that number a lot higher this year
— ๐ง๐พโ๐ค (@workingoncrying) August 6, 2020
#9:
i made a list. of all the things i do. when youโre not home
1. wait for you to get back
— Thoughts of Dogยฎ (@dog_feelings) August 6, 2020
#10:
I seriously can't get over how cute this is pic.twitter.com/m57pynBUp3
— Nicholas ๐ค (70%) (@unironick) August 6, 2020
