Get a glass of wine (or the whole bottle), popcorn, and enjoy the last hours of the weekend. We wish you a lot of fun with our Daily!
me: [starts dancing]
my dog: i do not understand but i am extremely excited
— james (@heybuddy_comic) August 6, 2020
ugh i wish everyone would take this virus seriously. my husband and i are vacationing in tahiti and literally no one at this beach party we're having is wearing masks. i sincerely hope this improves. my husband really needed this vacation bc his covid is making him so depressed.
— Ingrid Ostby (@ingridostby) August 6, 2020
— Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT) August 6, 2020
i hate this pandemic if i wanted to waste my 20s i would have just got married
— Shafeeq (@Y2SHAF) August 9, 2020
Anyone else not think they'd spend their adult years defending 'science' and 'the mail'
— Tess Barker (@TesstifyBarker) August 8, 2020
The timeline of microwave popcorn:
< 1 minute: No popcorn
1-2:30: 4 pieces of perfectly popped popcorn
2:31-2:35: You did it. This is perfect. Good jo-
> 2:36: The ashes of what once could have been great, symbolizing your life’s wasted potential
— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) August 5, 2020
my therapist is selling her house so i’m gonna find the listing online and make her living room my zoom background before our next session. you wanna get in my head? ok well i’m in your home, babe. i’m in charge now
— francis (@fictionaljake) August 8, 2020
hate that my mask covers my nose ring, now how will people know i have a personality?
— ꧁𝕸𝖆𝖉𝖎𝖒𝖔𝖎𝖘𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖊꧂ (@drivingmemadi) August 8, 2020
“Kids” by Actual
— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) August 8, 2020
6-year-old: I know what I'm going to wear for the first day of school.
Me: You can't wear your Power Ranger costume.
6: I'll be right back.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 9, 2020