Shit, it’s Monday again! Let’s hate, cry and curse the day the calendar was invented all together. Today we are all in a really bad mood, suffer a lack of sleep and share the dream in which we are not slaves to our work. Okay, okay. Some of you may also be in a good mood, because you are doing your dream job, being on vacation, or just because your name is Jeff Bezos. These people are welcome to scroll further on without any comment. This introduction is not for you, you crazy bastards. Go away! Anyway, we would like to express our condolences to all other people. These 10 gems we have found are for you, guys. Enjoy!
Its dangerous to go alone, take this pic.twitter.com/geqG9NLK5B
— Rob N Roll (@thegallowboob) August 7, 2021
— Weird Online Reviews (@reviews0context) August 7, 2021
— Nerd Girl Says (@Rachael_Conrad) August 8, 2021
Opened my car door in a parking lot and a little toad hopped OUT of my car. For some reason I said “oh, there you are” as if I’d been expecting him. When I looked up there was a man halfway out of the car next to me, just staring. So I scooped up the toad and walked away.
— kelly andrew (@KayAyDrew) August 7, 2021
Just took my daughter to her Kindergarten orientation & we had to show a vaccine passport for her admission. Let that sink in. The Govt is forcing kids to show vaccine passports.
Wait…wait my wife is telling me this has been going on for a century & is how we eradicated polio.
— Qasim Rashid, Esq. (@QasimRashid) August 5, 2021
if i ever get married we’re not doing the “speak now or forever hold your peace” thing. no ur ex is not getting u back in front of my grandma
— first-mate prance (@bocxtop) August 8, 2021
Y’all trying to fall in love & have kids … I’m trying to get my fridge stocked like this… we are not the same 😬 pic.twitter.com/lPUBD73HUV
— top ten dark souls bossfights (@Banjocatt) August 7, 2021
fucking Dave pic.twitter.com/Yel6ltb4EX
— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) August 7, 2021
Might wear a mask and sunglasses the rest of my life because the ability to move through the world, not bothering anyone, and likewise not being stared at, talked at, and feeling on display, is a gift I don’t think I’m willing to give up.
— feminist next door (@emrazz) August 7, 2021
too old to be a plucky teen Chosen One getting a call to adventure, too young to be solving crimes in a retirement village
— Owl! at the Library 😴🧙♀️ (@SketchesbyBoze) August 9, 2021