Isn’t it funny how Trump still insists on having won the election? If you look at his Twitter timeline, almost every tweet has the warning «Multiple sources called this election differently». Recently he even asked on Twitter, «How can a country be run like this?» Yeah, we’ve been asking ourselves that for a long time too. Luckily, we have at least the jokes about it. And now we wish you much fun with our Daily.
I have a friend who found out his parents voted for Biden. He's so pissed he's never visiting their graves again.
— Trump's Black Grandson (@MrMichaelBurkes) December 9, 2020
Normalize eating pizza after dinner and calling it p’zzert.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) December 10, 2020
You can tell you're a 90s kid if you remember when 3,000 Americans dying in a day was a big deal
— Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) December 8, 2020
The three stages of wealth.
1. Imma call my cousins.
2. Imma call the police.
3. Imma call my lawyer.
— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) December 9, 2020
Lol the account you quote tweeted changed their name to “Trump lost, BIG!!!” pic.twitter.com/W9sUJGjbIa
— Scott Dworkin (@funder) December 9, 2020
Adam: oh look the McRib is back
Eve: stop calling me that
— FRO VO (@fro_vo) December 9, 2020
can u imagine if someobody privatized air and literally started selling air for profit that would be crazy lol anyway i gotta go pay my water bill before my landlord kicks me out of my apt
— eli want for christmas is you (@jazz_inmypants) December 8, 2020
Biden should seek a recount of Alaska just to fuck with Trump's head
— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) December 9, 2020
dating me is easy you just have to worship everything I ever do forever
— eleanor (@snitchery) December 9, 2020
Now Trump has tweeted, "How can a Country be run like this?” Not making this up.
— Michael Beschloss (@BeschlossDC) December 9, 2020