It’s the 13th of December and that means in 11 days it’s Christmas! Half of the Advent calendar has already been opened and most of us have already gained the first Christmas lbs thanks to cookies and co. But for Christmas, that’s okay. We wish you a wonderful Sunday evening and a lot of fun with our Daily.
quarantine taught me that u don’t need fun to have alcohol
— woahh mann (@ashhhhhhole) December 12, 2020
My new business cards just arrived. pic.twitter.com/n961x5PyZL
— Alex Taylor (@38percentsure) December 11, 2020
— dudes who are down bad (@downbadpatrol) December 12, 2020
I got the Pfizer vaccine and so pfar I’ve had no pflu symptoms. I pfeel just pfine which is pfantastic!
— Rick Aaron (@RickAaron) December 12, 2020
Something missing from "go to therapy" discourse is that most therapists are not very good?
— RS_Benedict (@benedict_rs) December 11, 2020
I’m going out as a girl for the first time! pic.twitter.com/PM0zaONnVx
— Robin (@robxxnn) December 11, 2020
Don't dare say "But the system worked" when a majority of Republicans in Congress support the overturning of a free and fair election. You don't celebrate a cancer not having killed you yet. You celebrate when you're cancer free.
— Garry Kasparov (@Kasparov63) December 12, 2020
Gentle reminder that the 40 hour work week is outdated & was designed with the assumption someone else was going to be always taking care of cooking, cleaning & household errands. It wasn’t designed for you to be doing it all & if you’re having a hard time, you’re not a failure.
— 🌜🌿🌸courtney🌸🌿🌛 (@bougiepsychic) November 28, 2020
when twins arent identical im like ok then what was the point of all that
— carter hambley (@carterhambley) December 12, 2020
sorry i didnt respond to ur email in a timely fashion i literally cannot tell days apart anymore and thought today was 2 weeks ago
— first-mate prance (@bocxtop) December 12, 2020