Best of Twitter from December 14, 2020

We’re no big fans of conspiracy theories but it’s 10 days before Christmas Eve and we haven’t seen a single elf or Santa since Mariah Carey started to sing what she wants for Christmas this year. We still have to select and present 10 top tweets for today, while Wham!’s Last Christmas is playing on the radio without any criminal investigation. On top of that, it’s a cold and bloody Monday as annoying as to get hit by a car driven by a weirdo who sings with a raspy voice about driving home for Christmas in the middle of a pandemic. Inform the Avengers or at least Mulder & Scully. Something really strange is going on here. Anyway, back to business! Here is what you’re here for.