It may look like an ordinary winter Tuesday but when we take a closer look, we can see some Christmas magic going on… Not only was Joe Biden’s presidential victory confirmed by electoral college votes, also the first Covid-19 vaccination in the United States has taken place! Naturally, the most magical news comes from us cause only we got the best Tweets from today. Please enjoy!
My child saw my high school senior picture and practically screeched “MOM WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME YOU WERE PRETTY??!!” so you guys just go ahead without me
— Shenanigans (@Shenanigans_luv) December 14, 2020
The man behind me on this flight. DIED. OF COVID. MIDFLIGHT.
I have so many questions.
— Beige Oppressor (@jobreauxx) December 15, 2020
lmao and people say playing chess doesn’t make you a g*mer pic.twitter.com/MSvgLuAIHk
— Jeremy Kaplowitz (@jeremysmiles) December 15, 2020
You can have a PhD and still be an idiot! Education and intelligence are two different things. 🧠
— Richard Feynman (@ProfFeynman) December 15, 2020
If we had known how many times Biden would win this election we could have made it a drinking game
— Asha Rangappa (@AshaRangappa_) December 14, 2020
nah but fr we gotta end capitalism after my packages get here
— giabuchi lastrassi (@jaboukie) December 13, 2020
I’ve almost reached my 100 book reading goal for 2020 just 99 books to go
— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) December 15, 2020
one time I was at one of those places with a bunch of band names on the wall and read my own name out loud with excitement and the owner said “oh yeah she comes in here all the time”
— traitor joe (@phoebe_bridgers) December 15, 2020
I’m flipping back and forth between Spicer and Co. on Newsmax and Meet a Scientologist on the Scientology Network and trying to decide which is more credible.
— Steve Schmidt (@SteveSchmidtSES) December 15, 2020
Today the real leader of the Republican Party, Vladimir Putin, congratulated President-elect Biden. I’m glad they’re finally accepting the election results.
— Scott Dworkin (@funder) December 15, 2020