So it’s Saturday. Evil Monday is getting closer, which means you should celebrate this evening the old fashioned way. A cozy couch, a bottle of wine, perhaps a good movie? And shortly before midnight, a quick trip to the sacrificial stone in the center of the forest, summoning a vengeful tree spirit that haunts your mortal enemies for life. It even makes the Monday more bearable. And if you can find the time and mood, perhaps have a look at our tweets of the day. Enjoy!
#1:
I hope Bill Murray doesn't wake up on January 1st and ”I Got You Babe” starts playing
— An English Snowman (@English_Channel) December 18, 2020
#2:
art school girls bringing their boyfriends home for the holidays pic.twitter.com/UdvjH3r1OP
— anja (@internetanja) December 18, 2020
#3:
[Wraps my arms around myself] you're gonna be OK you fucking idiot
— Ꮍᴀᴇʟ (@elle91) December 18, 2020
#4:
I hope in my next life I come back as a dog so my pills will be wrapped in cheese
— McMermaid 🎄☘ (@colleen_eileen) December 17, 2020
#5:
Just watched a gorilla eat a pomegranate on Tik Tok for a good five minutes…can someone be my friend
— Low Ki 🌺 (@Alohababe2011) December 18, 2020
#6:
Legally changing my name to How To Tie a Tie so it's nearly impossible for my employers to google me
— Ron Iver (@ronnui_) December 16, 2020
#7:
Writing a resume is hard when you're average. You just start listing all the bad things you didn't do. "Has never stolen a seafaring vessel." It's like when a bottle of water is like "gluten free" bc what else are you going to say about it, it's water
— Ron Iver (@ronnui_) December 18, 2020
#8:
the next stimulus check is gonna be a free pizza hut coupon for every american that reads 3 books all by themselves
— silent nate, holy nate (@MNateShyamalan) December 19, 2020
#9:
God: so i lied and claimed virgin birth lmao
Zeus: w-we can do that?
— caitlin (@carboncaitlin) December 18, 2020
#10:
him: I refuse to wear a mask under any circumstance
me: cool. We’re going scuba diving
— 🇨🇦🎄SueClausVette🎄🇨🇦 (@suecorvette) December 18, 2020
