Only two Mondays to go in this abomination called 2020. Good thing is, this one is included. So, if you already finished work for today: Congratulations. Your are now officially ready for a whole load of Christmas madness. But if you stick to the rules and waive all holiday visits, this could be the ultimate Christmas that you’ve been waiting for years. You can stay at home for days, eat what you want, watch what you want, wear what you want and on top of that you can be tipsy even after breakfast. Best thing is though, no one will call you lazy or tell everyone that you have fallen into disrepair, because you’re helping to save lives. Guess what helps too? Our 10 gems for today!
he said: nop pic.twitter.com/zBxiwoauZi
— gatitos gorditos (@GorditosGatitos) December 18, 2020
Despite all the horrors of 2020 I somehow wasn’t emotionally prepared for seeing all the worst people in Washington get the vaccine first
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) December 19, 2020
You all went from:
“Save the USPS!”
“Where’s my f*cking package?!”
in a matter of 2 months. 🤦🏻♂️
— THE METALCORE MAILMAN (@BIHRLE) December 19, 2020
Ok. Now this is just brilliant.
Baby Yoda doin' work! pic.twitter.com/FjfL4w9Nhx
— Ant (@AntMazza1717) December 18, 2020
“I can’t trust science because science has been wrong” <- That’s … actually how science works. It gets better over time. And it’ll continue getting better with the hard work of scientists and experts. That’s THE POINT of science. That is all.
— Marques Brownlee (@MKBHD) December 20, 2020
Only 4 Presidents have been impeached or resigned
Only 5 Presidents failed to win the popular vote
Only 13 Presidents failed to get re-elected
Only 1 President has done ALL THREE.
— Alex Cole (@acnewsitics) December 17, 2020
Please stop posting the reasoning behind your murderously irresponsible holiday travel.
— Jane Marie (@SeeJaneMarie) December 20, 2020
wish i was a houseplant so a pretty girl could make sure i get enough water and sunlight
— furby bridgers (@chronicinflame) December 18, 2020
The US government: pic.twitter.com/pPf0VUzxSw
— Michael 💧 (@mce1201) December 18, 2020
this is the best action film of the year pic.twitter.com/ucUKrl0s4A
— #1 Rachel (@rachel) December 14, 2020