To everyone who panicked this morning because they couldn’t find their children: probably, they are under a mountain of wrapping paper in the living room. So close your eyes and follow the sound of new toys being smashed together. Oh, and don’t forget to check the chimney before starting a fire! Have a wonderful time with the best Tweets of the day!
My awesome husband has made the best Christmas present for our 8 year old son. 4 months in the planning. Hopefully he’s going to love it. #TARDIS #DoctorWho #ItsBiggerOnTheInside #TheRoundThings @bbcdoctorwho pic.twitter.com/qgk6c9TIdR
— Mandy (@MandyStarlight) December 24, 2020
MRS. 👏🏽 CLAUS 👏🏽 DESERVES 👏🏽 A 👏🏽 FIRST 👏🏽 NAME 👏🏽 AND 👏🏽 PERSONAL 👏🏽 NARRATIVE
— batkaren (@batkaren) December 24, 2020
MEOWYCHRISTMAS ❤️🎄 pic.twitter.com/aREArGHTQs
— cats with powerful auras (@catsaura) December 25, 2020
Trump just pardoned the floating door that Jack couldn’t fit on
— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) December 24, 2020
Yo how the fuck did Kevin trick those robbers into thinking he wasn’t home alone? The movie is literally called Home Alone, how stupid were those guys
— David Hughes (@david8hughes) December 25, 2020
A minute of silence for all those husbands who believed in their wife saying, “no gifts for Christmas this year”
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) December 25, 2020
My fiancé and I are childless, but I intentionally call us two a “family” to interrogate the myth that “starting a family” requires children.
— Authentic Black Girl (@NatashaMLee) December 24, 2020
My wife wears yoga pants, but rarely does yoga.
I thought it was funny until I realized I never went parachuting in the 80s.
— Dan Regan (@Social_Mime) December 23, 2020
Men never grow up! 😂😂pic.twitter.com/j8nSoRaoIa
— Figen.. (@TheFigen) December 23, 2020
One of my most powerful memories was when I was a child in the camps and Santa came into the mess hall. He was Japanese American! Thinking back on it now, how tough it must have been for parents to see their families behind barbed wire at Christmas. But joy came anyway that day.
— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) December 25, 2020