Well, how much weight did you gain over the holidays? Come on, no reason to be ashamed! It’s not a big deal! After all, these are the days to enjoy what makes life beautiful, not the days to count calories. So treat yourself! And with that we wish you a lot of fun with our Daily!
#1:
1st base: sex
2nd base: wii bowling
3rd base: I let you know how I feel without disguising it as a joke— charles entertainment cheese (@jmurffff) December 26, 2020
#2:
To the couples who got engaged yesterday and took the attention away from Jesus’ birthday… have fun in hell
— Mat (@matchu_chutrain) December 26, 2020
#3:
There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.
— Thuba (@2ba123) December 26, 2020
#4:
«why are you all «like
dressed like that?» what?» pic.twitter.com/1k7LZWrqFY— ᴀᴅᴇʟᴇ ɪꜱ ʙᴀᴄᴋ (@philiposts) December 26, 2020
#5:
My girlfriend said, “Is there basketball on?” then put on the game and walked away. Two hours later, I’m like what is she doing? She’s napping. She turned it on to keep me occupied like a toddler.
— Brittani Nichols (@BisHilarious) December 27, 2020
#6:
parents b like “we know everything about you!” & it’s all facts from when you were nine
— niggx (@lesbianoir) December 26, 2020
#7:
Karen? pic.twitter.com/RoLNa4gEhc
— You Had One Job! (@_youhadonejob1) December 27, 2020
#8:
I love when you ask someone about a thing they know a lot about and they start with «okay, so» because you KNOW you’re about to get a novel’s worth of nerd shit and it’s going to be so delightful
— Sarah Hollowell 🐋 (@sarahhollowell) December 25, 2020
#9:
Like clockwork pic.twitter.com/0WMlVupY0Z
— Marques Brownlee (@MKBHD) December 26, 2020
#10:
I miss bars so much i miss when a guy asks ur name and u say “I don’t know”
— helena (@freshhel) December 27, 2020
