Best of Twitter from December 7, 2020

It’s Monday or as we kindly refer to it, the curse of the week, spawn of Satan, patron of everything that’s unholy. After a nice, relaxing weekend with your favourite persons (you, yourself and the sock puppet you made, just in case you want to talk to someone after a healthy and reasonable amount of two bottles of wine), there are real people to communicate with. In person! And usually someone expects you to do actual work. Again, in person! We all knew home office wouldn’t last forever, but it’s a cruel experience to walk under mortal humans again, after having a taste of paradise. Speaking of paradise, we won’t claim that our gems will bring you there, but at least they are a nice distraction from Monday. Have fun!