Getting into the Christmas spirit? Or rather in Christmas panic because not all the presents have arrived yet? Don’t worry, last minute usually brings the best ideas! And while you’re thinking, maybe our Daily can help you. Have fun!
#1:
Translating capitalism
"Earn extra income!"
It's a 2nd job you can't survive on alone"Be your own boss!"
You're a contractor & receive no benefits"Flexible work hours!"
Get your work schedule a day before work"We're a family!"
We demand total loyalty but won't give it back— Dan Price (@DanPriceSeattle) December 8, 2020
#2:
becoming a baker for one reason and one reason only…
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— taylor nicole dean (@taylorndean) December 8, 2020
#3:
Deadliest days in American history:
1. Galveston Hurricane – 8,000
2. Antietam – 3,600
3. 9/11 – 2,977
4. Last Thursday – 2,861
5. Last Wednesday – 2,762
6. Last Tuesday – 2.461
7. Last Friday – 2,439
8. Pearl Harbor – 2,403β ππ¦ππππ πΎπ¦π£π (@Sundae_Gurl) December 9, 2020
#4:
Hitler was a part-time paper hanger and a failed artist. https://t.co/3Xngj15onc
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) December 9, 2020
#5:
fellas i found the perfect gift pic.twitter.com/sJojjvKT85
— h0tfather (@theb0tfather) December 9, 2020
#6:
Some people are Coffee People. You never get sick of them, they make the day better, and are really fucking hot.
β Vision Boredπ (@VisionBored1) December 8, 2020
#7:
pretty weird how no one in the White House wears a mask and everyone in the White House is getting covid. if only there were some obvious conclusion we could draw from this
— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) December 8, 2020
#8:
This one is a banger! π₯π₯π₯ https://t.co/3UopV7Nf9N pic.twitter.com/r45PbKaGbb
β Aero (@ActualAero) December 8, 2020
#9:
Apparently no one in Trump's orbit is willing to tell him he lost to his face. I will do it for free. Hell I will pay to do it
— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) December 8, 2020
#10:
Where do I sign https://t.co/nO47Bj28CN
— Charlize Theron (@CharlizeAfrica) December 8, 2020