Three days, everybody, we have three days left to find excuses not to fix all those little things around the house we kept all year planing to do right now! And since we’re already (not) on it, we could also try not to see the shoplifting we just saw or not to flip over during sleep, right? Frankly, that’s a lot not doing so in case you need some distraction you might find some inspiration in our gems of the day. Please enjoy!
remember kids: if you see someone shoplifting food, no you didn’t.
— 🌿krampus🌿 (@spinart7) December 26, 2020
Yesterday my aunt was telling my son “ don’t cry your a man “ I said “No, he can cry it’s okay “ my son is 8 yrs old . He can fckn cry . Men at 80 cry . Stop ruining young boys so y’all can hate them later for it .
— Rose 🌹 (@GuardurRose) December 26, 2020
i give everyone permission to milk my death for personal benefits if i die. idc if we’re just acquaintances, if we ever talked and i suddenly drop dead one day i want you to tell your boss you just lost a friend and take the day off. my treat
— candy boys c c candy boys (@lgbtop) December 24, 2020
My brother and I made a gingerbread mosque. From scratch!
Required more math than expected pic.twitter.com/24k0mgnbvf
— Manal and Aiman (@MyFoundationLyf) December 27, 2020
can’t trust a guy who faces the other way whilst you’re sleeping. what’s over there? other women??
— ً (@tularosaax) December 27, 2020
if you haven’t cried in a walk-in cooler i don’t really care what you have to say about food service workers
— k o r a ( • ) ( • ) (@oatmilkmom) December 27, 2020
Nobody should be okay with a system that throws away food because it can’t be sold for a profit.
— Michael Kofi A.||♤🇬🇭 (@MikeKofiA) December 27, 2020
thinking about these 1920s newspaper excerpts pic.twitter.com/cBPe4OgPo3
— trish (@ULTRAGLOSS) December 27, 2020
“you don’t need to wear a mask around me” sweet thanks for letting me know that I especially need to wear a mask around you
— cal? (@cal_gif) December 27, 2020
Forget the shoes, my mans put the wrapping paper in the trash before opening. 10/10 https://t.co/yLELZZhJrO
— DESIRES🗼♠️ (@_SaintParis) December 27, 2020