Tomorrow will be the end ohthe year 2020. Do you have someone for the New Year’s kiss? If not, we’ve even found several solutions to your problem on Twitter! Find them in our Daily! Have fun!
#1:
women will study Immanuel Kant but they Kant get imman to treat them uel
— johnny pockets (@john_from_hr) December 29, 2020
#2:
can’t wait for my new year’s kiss ❤️ hope it’s a dementor
— silent nate, holy nate (@MNateShyamalan) December 29, 2020
#3:
genie: you get 3 wishes
me: i want a swimming pool filled with guacamole
genie: done. you have 1 wish left
me: wait i thought i had 2
genie: guac is extra
— slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) December 29, 2020
#4:
I love hitting a paywall and being like "guess we'll never know"
— aubrey (@aubreybell) December 29, 2020
#5:
Me on new year’s eve because this year no one else had me like i did pic.twitter.com/uRQKOyzTqz
— Ap ki qismat (@urshahzadi) December 29, 2020
#6:
I don’t understand why women are expected to handle disrespect gracefully, ain’t shit graceful about having me fucked up.
— Schrödinger’s GoldDigger ✨ (@HeyLeauxla) December 29, 2020
#7:
I want better friendships 2021 so imma be a better friend.
— SZA (@sza) December 29, 2020
#8:
I missed a shift at amazon and they killed my little cousin
— miles (@breathingco2) December 29, 2020
#9:
don't understand adults being like "i'm not obligated to protect children" dude yes you are thats like a basic part of being a person
— Fucking Aquatic Beast (@jadevrisrezi) December 29, 2020
#10:
Yeah, built stupid 🤣🥴 https://t.co/ibINMrC7dL
— Flute Whisperer 🎶 (@TheNerdyEsq) December 30, 2020
