Ah yes, these lovely Wednesdays in the middle of the week. Some will celebrate and some will mourn, but both groups are right while facing a philosophical dilemma. As you may know a dilemma is a tricky problem offering two possibilities, neither of which is unambiguously preferable or at least acceptable. In this case it’s all about drinking or not drinking. Can you drink because it’s already Wednesday or should you not because it’s only Wednesday? Well, there is no simple answer, but if you hate drinking at all and really don’t care what day it is, try some good old weed instead and have a good time with our gems for today. Enjoy!
february 2020 february 2021 pic.twitter.com/eEOlFoJUwq
— Louise ✨ (@louisejonesetc) February 9, 2021
Just to confirm… everyone feels tired ALL the time no matter how much sleep they get or caffeine they consume, but also has trouble falling asleep / is constantly hungry but also nauseous with acid reflux / spends every second working or cleaning yet nothing gets accomplished?
— Kenyon Laing (@KenyonLaing) February 9, 2021
Please stop pretending African names are hard to pronounce. They are not. Most of them are phonetic. Ayodelo is pronounced like it looks. So is Taiwo. Phoebe don’t look shit like it sounds.
— YourFavBlackAuntie (@greendoondoon) February 8, 2021
Abolish the 5 day work week.
Life shouldn’t revolve around work. And rest can’t always be taken within a 2 day weekend.
4 work days with a 3 day weekend seems like a good compromise.
— Jeneisha C. Harris (@JeneishaCHarris) February 7, 2021
do you have «clothes piled on a chair» depression or «wear the same hoodie for 4 months» depression
— 🍋 𝖕𝖆𝖎𝖌𝖊 🏳️⚧️ (@citrusgirlpaige) February 7, 2021
I don’t have “trust issues” I have “I’ve seen this before and I know how it ends” issues
— jorge (@jorgethevirgin) February 8, 2021
When I was a little kid, I thought «This little pig went to market.» meant it went shopping. 😂
— Dawna (@VaGyver) February 9, 2021
get in loser we're 𝙵𝙰𝙻𝙻𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙰𝚂𝙻𝙴𝙴𝙿 and 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙲𝙷𝙻𝙰𝙼𝚈𝙳𝙸𝙰 pic.twitter.com/XTfMNwCYrB
— illy bocean (@IllyBocean) February 9, 2021
[guy who’s about to invent cake]
I fucking hate flour, eggs, milk and sugar I’m gonna burn it all
— kie (@kieransofar) February 9, 2021
trainer: exercise should be challenging but fun
trainer: ok we're gonna start with this thing called skull crushers
— hype (@TheHyyyype) February 8, 2021