Even though it is not Valentine’s Day yet, we thought it would be a good idea to give a little bit of advice. First subtitles must always be on. I heard not having subtitles on while watching your movie or show can ruin your relationship. If you think we’re kidding, then check out our daily from today. One last thing, we do not recommend you wake up Friday morning sending your beloved one an essay long text on how handsome he/she is. Still don’t believe us? Then check out what our top 10 Tweets from Today has to say about that.
either we turn subtitles on or we break up your choice
— don-e (@lowkeyhahaha) February 10, 2020
Anyone else avoid therapy bc they know what’s wrong and just don’t want it confirmed by a trained professional?
— Vision Bored 💗 (@VisionBored1) February 10, 2020
When I've needed a napkin but didn't have one, I've wiped my hands on my 2yo's clothes.
— Stay at Homies (@stayathomies) February 10, 2020
Me: What do mathematicians and marine biologists have in common?
Wife: Oh god
Me: They study algae, brah!
Judge: Divorce granted
— Son of Dad (@ThugRaccoons) February 11, 2020
Government: you owe me money
Me: oh no how much?
Government: idk you have to figure it out but also if you’re wrong you go to jail
— Ygrene (@Ygrene) February 11, 2020
can’t even tell a nigga “thanks.” his next sentence be “so where you from?” 🙄
— n (@najmaysf) February 10, 2020
Trains are cancelled cause of the wind, but uni expects me to still come in??? What makes them think I’m stronger than a train
— Bæbyyy🇳🇬 ✨ (@Boladayy) February 10, 2020
boys under 6ft stay indoors please the wind is hefty 🥺!
— SO🖤 (@27Oluchi) February 9, 2020
dads be like "go help your mother" bro go help your wife
— IG: Jorgebedolla_ (@JbKnockout) February 10, 2020
I swear if anyone ever did this to me I would instantly file a restraining order and sue them for everything they own pic.twitter.com/eSLjl6pPg0
— Chase (@chaselyons) February 11, 2020