If you have been on the road in Germany or England in the last two days, you have surely noticed the small gusts of hurricane Chiara. This storm raged through Central Europe in the last 48 hours, leaving entire areas devastated. Meanwhile in the US: Bernie Sanders wins the New Hampshire primaries and the Oscars broadcast sets a negative record in nationalwide viewing numbers. In summary, the usual up and down.
#1:
love when i meet a guy who acts moody and mysterious and i’m like “wow he must have been through some shit” so i spend 6 months getting to know him and when he finally opens up to me he’s like “when i was 9, my parents almost got divorced, but then they went to couple’s therapy”
— Dana Donnelly (@danadonly) February 11, 2020
#2:
Serves dinner and gives 2 year old a spoon to eat with:
2: I want fork!
Me: Are you sure? You find it easier to eat with a spoon.
2: I WANT FORK!
*Gives him fork*
2: No I want big fork!
*Gives him big fork*
2: No I want spoon!
*Gives him spoon back*
2: Me no hungry
— ThreeTimeDaddy (@threetimedaddy) February 11, 2020
#3:
Repeat after us…
Pineapple belongs on pizza.
Pineapple belongs on pizza.
Pineapple belongs on pizza.
Pineapple belongs on pizza.
Pineapple belongs on pizza.
Pineapple belongs on pizza.
Pineapple belongs on pizza.— Domino's Pizza (@dominos) February 10, 2020
#4:
my brain: treat urself u earned it
me: i didn’t do anything
my brain: so?
me: excellent point
— randy (@leakypod) February 11, 2020
#5:
'This little guy always brings some dried seed to trade for some nuts' pic.twitter.com/oZX8mEL2ib
— Ocean going chicken from 'ull (@fathoms_deep) February 10, 2020
#6:
My gf and I broke up and are moving into a 2 bedroom so that we can have our own separate spaces but still continue a domestic partnership which I thought was incredibly progressive but is actually exactly what my catholic aunt and uncle who refuse to get divorced are doing.
— Samantha Ruddy 👩🍳 (@samlymatters) February 11, 2020
#7:
can u guys please stop ruining my dreams pic.twitter.com/ZEkuZwrspK
— James (@CaucasianJames) February 11, 2020
#8:
Me: I don’t like scones.
British Friend: Ah mate you just haven’t had them the proper way.
Me: What do you mean?
British Friend: You need some good jam, a scoop of clotted cream, have some tea and take sips in between bit-
Me: I dont think you like scones either.
— the drake gatsby ❤️ (@DrakeGatsby) February 11, 2020
#9:
I still think this is a good idea pic.twitter.com/zShTvee6VD
— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) February 11, 2020
#10:
Yo what if the Bermuda Triangle was just mad lit thats why no one ever came back
— ً (@WrongN1K) February 10, 2020
