Congratulations, if you’re reading this you successfully made it through another week without going completely insane! And let’s be clear: not everyone did. Basically, we’re not even sure whether we are walking on the right side of sanity these days. Maybe we should ask Harry, the lovely desk lamp that helped us picking the best tweets of the day. No, Harry, please don’t do that! That’s way too bright! All right, all right, Harry picked them on his own while we were busy staring out of the window for 14 hours straight and listening to Harry’s playlist. Anyway, be nice to your furnishings (they’re all you have anyway) and have a nice weekend, everyone!
#1:
HEARTWARMING: Teacher starts his own business to pay for cancer treatment pic.twitter.com/fVpHDgO6Oq
โ Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) February 10, 2021
#2:
i simply do not understand how it is humanly possible to stay on top of exercising and eating and cleaning and washing and admin and work and keeping in contact with people whilst also having time to ’sleep› and ‹rest› how are the rest of you people doing this
โ Ben Smoke (@bencsmoke) February 7, 2021
#3:
The old people used to be like no elbows on the table that is rude and bad manners.Then they use racial slurs
โ Natalie (@jbfan911) February 9, 2021
#4:
my cat with a $20 toy: no thanks
my cat with the mcdonald’s straw i dropped on the floor: u are my vice. my muse. ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ถ๐๐
โ james (@video_jame) February 10, 2021
#5:
This is what stores will look like with a $15 minimum wage
*Shows photo of stores right now without $15 minimum wage* pic.twitter.com/e9TPX8DwVs
โ Italian-American Advocate (@TheEpicDept) February 8, 2021
#6:
My son just told me, «dad, you really know to tuck a motherfucker in.» Being a parent is hard but moments like these make it all worthwhile…
โ Cameron Bradford (@camerobradford) February 9, 2021
#7:
Accidentally creating Christianity https://t.co/QWB40n8rTz
โ john (@Iadderman) February 9, 2021
#8:
So just to confirm, this is the worst anyone’s felt since the start of the pandemic, right? Like it’s not just me?
โ Human Mel (@melhuman) February 11, 2021
#9:
She….shouldnโt have to do that? https://t.co/FrrczT4aDy
โ Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) February 9, 2021
#10:
Nobody:
Me staring at random objects: pic.twitter.com/X6KTXirqKrโ Kay Sosa (@KaySosa300) February 7, 2021
