Best of Twitter from February 14, 2021

Good news for all enemies of democracy! Injustice has prevailed and Donald Trump has not been convicted. Though we’re not sure whether this is the result he was going for, considering that his legal defense team basically was a desperate cry for sentencing. But don’t despair, there’s still the hope that Trump failed to meet the conditions of his prenup and didn’t surprise Melania with breakfast at bed this morning. Right now she could be weaving a cage out of the 10,000 gilded roses she was forced to order herself, so maybe Trump is heading for some jail time eventually. We hope your Sunday was more successful than this impeachment proceedings and to make it even better we now give you the Valentine’s edition of our gems of the day!

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