Once again we saddled the four horses of the apocalypse to venture into the depths of the Twitter universe. It was no easy ride, but as usual we managed to reappear unharmed and with a saddlebag full of fresh and hot tweets. Today including a very interesting contraception method, a recipe for tasty panini and a promising novel idea. Plus we finally found out what Spiderman is doing in weather conditions like these. Make yourself comfortable and enjoy the 10 best tweets of the day with us!
there’s literally nothing to do except gain and lose the same 5 pounds over and over
— Rachel Sennott (@Rachel_Sennott) February 15, 2021
today is four years without cigarettes. i miss them every day of my fucking life. also i can run and bike a lot better. but i dont look as cool. hard to say if they’re bad or not
— jake (@callmeshitto) February 14, 2021
praying 4 the guy who made me drink a can of minute maid lemonade in high school after giving him head so i wouldnt get pregnant.
— Liz Maupin (@LizMaupin) February 15, 2021
my gf : pic.twitter.com/VSvnXVgDx5
— BangPaan (@heyypaann) February 13, 2021
Putting more and more weighted blankets on me until finally I am pressed like a panini
— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) February 14, 2021
“What is your gender if you don’t mind me asking. I wouldn’t want to assume and offend you” – 15 year old patient being more articulate/thoughtful than most doctors I know
— NatMulkey (they/them) (@NatMulkey) February 13, 2021
Texas shut down quicker for 26 degree weather than for a global pandemic lol
— Casey Vanderstoep (@biggeasy123) February 14, 2021
Being unproductive because you’re depressed and being depressed because you’ve been unproductive is a special kind of hell cycle i wish for no person.
— TheGbemisola🍸 (@Gbemideyforyou) February 15, 2021
One day I’m gonna write a book about a recipe blogger that confesses to murder in every single recipe on their website but they never get caught because no one reads the 12 pages of text before the recipe.
— Dea Poirier (@deapoirierbooks) February 14, 2021
Someone is bored.. 🕷🕸 pic.twitter.com/5b0zXCjYpN
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) February 16, 2021