Is it winter? Is it the job? Or is it the coronavirus? Whatever is most responsible for making you feel tired and exhausted these days, we’re definitely sitting in the same boat. Fortunately, however, we packed a few lessons for our cruise. Today we will find out how to become part in a twisted web of lies, why Pat new the answer to all questions in 1949, and why not all matches on bumble have a happy ending. Enjoy!
A dad at the coffee shop bought his child a cake pop and said «Don’t tell Mom» and then winked at me, like I asked to be part of their twisted web of lies.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) January 31, 2021
this seems like a totally normal response to *checks notes* some tape pic.twitter.com/0VbnG8QW0n
— Rational Disconnect (@RationalDis) January 31, 2021
these weekends are starting to feel like a 30 min lunch break
— OG 🥶💨 (@noony0g) January 30, 2021
in one week there will be 26 minutes more light per day (compared to today) and the sun will set after 5pm. in two weeks there will be an hour more light every day
— roland barfs (@rolandbarfs) February 1, 2021
Looking at my grandma’s yearbook from 1949 and Pat was…built differently pic.twitter.com/iXsgZNnJGR
— Deb Duncan (@debraduncan) February 1, 2021
just picked up a rubber band that had been in the same spot on my bedroom floor for a month. absolutely incredible to see what i’m capable of when i give it my all
— charlie (@chunkbardey) February 1, 2021
wtf guy on bumble was like «I don’t like bumble can we talk on snap?» I was like «I don’t have snap u can message me on insta» and he was like «I don’t have insta what about kik» I was like «I don’t have kik what abt comments section of youtube video» and he unmatched me
— Sahana Srinivasan (@sahana_srini) January 31, 2021
Me telling my girlfriend about podcasting when she comes back from working at a hospital. pic.twitter.com/7kZ41MDmJx
— matt apodACAB (@mattapodaca) February 2, 2021
Just did my own taxes . I should be in jail by Friday.
— THEMESS (@cityyyy___) February 1, 2021
This picture is so pure. And also, Dominic showed up with the deer like “can he stay for dinner?” pic.twitter.com/FpKkhWCuZ8
— Luke Thighwalker (@zuri_too) January 29, 2021