Do you know what day it is? A wonderful one! The USA are celebrating the Love-Your-Pet-Day today! A great opportunity to justify doubling down on the treats for our furry partners in crime. Who cares if they deserve it, JUST LOOK AT THEM. So sit on the couch with your four-legged friend and some treats and cuddle up while reading our Daily! Fluffy fun!
#1:
Me: *drives to a different store to save $.75 on bread*
Also Me: *spends $400 on a blow-dryer*
[later that night]
Husband: How was your day?
Me: Great! I saved us money on bread.
— 🎭ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ🎭 (@3sunzzz) February 19, 2020
#2:
as long as i pay rent i don’t see why i can’t live in a retirement home. let me play bingo with my people
— James (@CaucasianJames) February 20, 2020
#3:
People who say money can’t buy happiness never bought a dog.
— Shower Thoughts (@TheWeirdWorld) February 19, 2020
#4:
life: here’s some lemons
me: alright
life: a bad hairline too
me: wait-
life: also anxiety lol
me: why did u start with citrus
— randy (@randypaint) February 19, 2020
#5:
PRODUCER: Hey, did you finish writing the Batman theme song?
WRITER: *Completely forgot he was supposed to do that* Yeah. It goes, Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da.
PRODUCER:
WRITER:
PRODUCER:
WRITER: Batman.
PRODUCER: I love it.
— MehGyver (@TheAndrewNadeau) February 19, 2020
#6:
Toddler: *crying* where are my cheese pants!?
Me: your what?
Toddler: MY CHEESE PANTS
Me: I’m confused
Toddler: I NEED MY CHEESE PANTS
Me: *crying* someone help me
— Marcy G 🍕 (@BunAndLeggings) February 19, 2020
#7:
Her: the liberty bell is an icon of the American institution
Me: it’s broken
Her: yes
Me: did it ever work?
Her: no why do you ask
— Jeb 🇨🇦 (@LlamaInaTux) February 19, 2020
#8:
— 𝖘𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖗𝖆 (@pinkafloyda) February 17, 2020
#9:
A billionaire could give me %.01 of his wealth and change my life while he is virtually unaffected!
— Shower Thoughts (@TheWeirdWorld) February 19, 2020
#10:
Wife *watching Planet Of The Apes*
ugh it's so unrealistic that humans would be dominated by dumb creaturesMe *sat on the floor because the cat is on the couch* haha yeah
— Jon (@ArfMeasures) February 19, 2020
