The weekend has finally arrived and so have the first signs of spring. At least for those of us not living in a part of the hemisphere where winter just started. Or, you know, Texas. It’s like the old saying, „don’t mess with Texas unless you are snow in February, because then we’re screwed“. In other parts of the world people are excited to be able to go out a bit more, following the appropriate safety measures of course. No groups larger than 5, no wild parties and only one human sacrifice to Odin and the Elder God’s per week. And don’t forget to think about the environment, recycling is important. You can use the blood of every ritual as a nice bottle of red wine for the annoying neighbours we mentionend once or twice here. Or you can just recommend them our gems, which are also waste free and full of taste. Enjoy!
“Are you ok?” No, but I have a dog
— Whee Bae (@MCrisis2020) February 20, 2021
humour by trauma, body by doritos
— Village Person (@SvnSxty) February 19, 2021
interviewer: do you take constructive criticism?
me: *already crying* omg yes i love it
— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) February 19, 2021
my kid learned a cat's average life span is 10-15 years (ours is 9) and now he can't stop petting her and going "I'll miss her" like wtf dude stop
— mother dysnomia 🌚 (@acony_belle) February 18, 2021
Everything I learned about the Kardashians, I learned against my will.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) February 19, 2021
Sometimes when I pass by a stranger I like to whisper "I was just thinking the exact same thing"
— That Pesky Aubrie (@AubriePesky) February 19, 2021
I don’t go to Starbucks very often. It’s intimidating. I never know how to order. Last time I ended up with a cup of hot dog water.
— Sooz (@CruisinSoozan) February 20, 2021
what is capitalism? well honey, when a rich man and a rich man love each other very much
— nash flynn (@itsnashflynn) February 19, 2021
This is rich 😜 pic.twitter.com/vwDJUBinDh
— Harvey J Kaye (@harveyjkaye) February 19, 2021
some guys could be dead and still contact you through a ouija board to mansplain that you're doing the ouija board wrong
— Ella Zee 🌈👑 (@EllaZee5) February 19, 2021