There’s a certain romance about sitting down on a Sunday evening, reflecting on the last weekend: sleeping in, spending quality time with family and friends, the first signs of spring! That is unless you are Ted Cruz’s dog and have to replay «Home alone» all over again while daddy is taking the girls over the border. Or, since we are mentally in Texas, if you have no heating, gas, or water. Or, let’s say, if you’re in the middle of a pandemic. Well, but for the rest it was a really nice weekend, right? And we’re about to make it even better! Please enjoy the best Tweets from today.
#1:
i used to change my homies answers when the teacher told us to grade each other’s papers don’t ever question my loyalty 😂😂😂
— GetBackGang (@Armondd1k) February 18, 2021
#2:
I’m telling you man, there’s something different about spinach pic.twitter.com/acqwj3Z2Yi
— 🤴🏾Prince Yommi⁷🤴🏾 (@Yxmmitmf) February 19, 2021
#3:
adhd is so funny cuz u try to make coffee and next thing u know u have been standing in one spot in the kitchen for 30 minutes reading about greenland
— dia 🧍🏻 (@heavensgator) February 18, 2021
#4:
Gofundme (2012): just a cool lil website where ur friends can support your projects 🙂
Gofundme (2021): the backbone of the american healthcare system
— first-mate prance (@bocxtop) February 19, 2021
#5:
Companies: «We’re committed to diversity.»
The diversity:
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👨🏻👨🏻👨🏻
👨🏻👨🏻👩🏼👨🏻
👨🏾👨🏻👩🏿👩🏼👩🏾🦰— braveen kumar (@braveenk) February 20, 2021
#6:
When I was five, I found out my grandpa had a twin, when I saw him after my grandpa’s funeral. A fucking heads up would have been nice.
— okjeez (@oksheesh) February 19, 2021
#7:
The advice The result😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/OWO82nQ7Gz
— iJosh🃏 (@KingiJosh) February 19, 2021
#8:
Girls who leave clothing reviews with their height weight and size ordered are going to heaven
— Khails🤍 (@Mikhailkalitaaa) February 17, 2021
#9:
Thinking about the phenomenon back in the 90’s-early 00’s of families having an office in their house they called «The Computer Room»
— 🥞 (@DOGDICK420CUM) February 20, 2021
#10:
My son proposed to his fiancée about six months ago and she said yes. They’re super happy, we love her family too. I just found out today that another girl is in love with him and plans to propose next week…. should I say anything? Oh and also, he’s 4. They’re all 4.
— the luckiest Penny. (@aSouthernPenny) February 20, 2021
