Now the NASA rover is sending not only images and videos but also sounds! In case you haven’t heard it yet, it sounds a little like mom forgot to hang up after she called to tell you that they made it to Niagara Falls. Which makes this whole Mars experience complete: the blurry photos, the boring footage, and now the noise! Next thing we gonna get is a little souvenir with a «Made in China» sticker. We also have a few souvenirs for you and believe us, we don’t expect a fake smile – not that this would be necessary. So switch on your speakers and enjoy the best Tweets from today.
I can’t believe people are STILL struggling with basic Zoom etiquette. Remember:
– MUTE yourself when not speaking
– USE «raise hand» to avoid interruption in groups
– Make sure your CAT is in view
– Don’t forget to tell me your cat’s NAME
– Please tell your cat I LOVE them
— Celeste Labedz (@celestelabedz) February 22, 2021
I’ve been told by white people that I talk about racism too much. I’m in my 50’s and have never known a day without racism. So if they’re tired of hearing about it, imagine how tired I am living in it. Just saying.
— Black Navy Vet 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 (@Chris4Perkins) February 20, 2021
Types of Days in Quarantine:
1. Good (package came)
2. Bad (paid rent to be like a zoo animal)
3. Grey (used internet)
4. Soup (Body present, mind is soup)
— Dan Sheehan (@ItsDanSheehan) February 22, 2021
my husband just called me cranky which is sad for him because I’d already secretly decided we could have sex tonight and now instead I’m gonna make him watch gossip girl
— Ely Kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) February 21, 2021
Not saying my attention span is shot but there was a 26 second clip of never before seen footage from the surface of another planet and at the 10 second mark I was like “I think I get it” and just swiped it away.
— Kevin Seccia (@kevinseccia) February 19, 2021
#6: If you don’t know what the fuzz it about, check out our Daily from February 19!
Who sent the mariachi band to @tedcruz’s house today?!?!? 😂😂😂#CancunCruz pic.twitter.com/5inOBRGwnA
— Ryan Graney👩🏻🦰 (@RyanEGraney) February 22, 2021
proposing infront of a public crowd is like a hostage situation
— i steal ️️ ️️️️️️️️️ ️️ ️️ ️️️️️️️️️ ️️ ️️ ️️ ️️ (@pollen196) February 21, 2021
Hey, NASA, do you mind looking for my son’s shoe while you’re on Mars? He’s looked “everywhere.”
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) February 19, 2021
NORMALIZE CHANGING YOUR OPINION WHEN PRESENTED WITH NEW INFORMATION
— 𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕥🦚🙆🏾♀️ (@Neyogems) February 22, 2021
i. love. my. grandma. pic.twitter.com/ubladRHDCj
— georgia bridgers (@GeorgiaBridgers) February 21, 2021