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#1:
How the FUCK did a generation raised on South Park and Family Guy become so offended by everything?
— Emily the Strange (@livingbreadgurl) February 24, 2021
#2:
it will never not shake me that harry potter could’ve been the messi of quidditch but decided to be a cop instead
— Trey Smith (@SlimiHendrix) February 24, 2021
#3:
1 star review of dante’s inferno pic.twitter.com/TsLqpxkSMG
— david byron queen (@byron_queen) February 24, 2021
#4:
me: wow it smells like upmandoyouneedahug in here lol
coworker: what
me: [tearing up] nothing
— randy (@randyfactory) February 24, 2021
#5:
HATE when i’m saying something serious and i accidentally rhyme. i am not the lorax!!!!!!
— charlie (@chunkbardey) February 24, 2021
#6:
I'm sure there's some completely normal reason some old graves have iron cages over them but I still don't like it pic.twitter.com/lhJVEPN4dx
— Jason "David Wong" Pargin (@JohnDiesattheEn) February 24, 2021
#7:
u think I’m annoying now? I did the morning announcements in high school
— Ely Kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) February 24, 2021
#8:
please don’t discourage people from pursuing art, whether that be as a career or hobby. stop projecting your own insecurities of failure onto others and realize how much courage and passion it takes to even create
— HOT TRANS ARTIST (@whevencarez) February 23, 2021
#9:
WHERE IS YOUR BROTHER😤 pic.twitter.com/sSgDlbnyR4
— A🛼 (@foIkery) February 24, 2021
#10:
I want a small wedding. No friends, no family, just the muppets
— Will Purpura (@willpurpura) February 23, 2021
