So congratulations, we successfully made it through another week full of yelling, fighting, and throwing food – or as other people call it: family. Just kidding, there’s obviously no better thing on earth than spending time with your loved ones. Except maybe chocolate. Or wine. Or the best Tweets from today of course! In this issue we got for you the unknown cruelty of flowers, a solution for your next band practice, and a bucket of wisdom. Please enjoy!
Life is just choosing your subway sandwich when you’re 9 and ordering the same one until you die
— lisa pizza (@sixteenburritos) February 25, 2021
This is a high school band practice in Wenatchee,WA pic.twitter.com/q2prCJemX0
— Ari Hoffman (@thehoffather) February 24, 2021
I like that the venus fly trap could just get energy from the sun but chooses violence.
— Subhah (@Subhah) February 23, 2021
an editor said to me the other day, «we are not working remotely. we are living at work.»
— Erin B. Logan (@erinblogan) February 24, 2021
If Black children are old enough to experience racism, other children are old enough to learn about racism and how to be an antiracist.
— Ahmed Ali (@MrAhmednurAli) February 25, 2021
The lack of boomer LGBTQ+ people isn’t because it’s «more popular now.» Many were murdered by their peers, died from government inaction during the AIDS crisis, committed suicide due to lack of social supports, or have had to live in the closet due to their peers› cruelty.
— Mike I Guess 🗡 (@mike_i_guess) February 25, 2021
«Europeans live longer because of olive oil, red wine and nuts»
Also they can go to the doctor any time they want and not go bankrupt
— Dan Price (@DanPriceSeattle) February 25, 2021
Mental health is actually talked about loads. It’s talking about mental illness that’s taboo.
— Phoebe Webb (@Feehlo) February 24, 2021
another day of staring at the big screen while scrolling through my little screen so as to reward myself for staring at the medium screen all week
— Delia Cai (@delia_cai) November 22, 2020
Nerd Immunity https://t.co/wZc3edUr6a
— CEO of Vibes (@SortaBad) February 25, 2021