Best of Twitter from February 27, 2021

It’s Saturday and while the spring weather is taking a quick break, so does our motivation to get back to work on Monday. Here we are, clinging to the last 24 hours of the weekend like Baxter, the distant relative from Incestville/Alabama everyone has to his favorite meth pipe, before going back to rehab for the ninth time. Isn’t it great that we are a sophisticated bunch and totally different, let’s have another shot of tequila to that. And while we’re at it, let’s talk about resumes, Johnny Cash and Picasso. Sounds like the start of a really bad joke, but those are some of our gems today and we promise, they’re actually really funny. Enjoy!