I have never thought about it until now but why do baby clothes have pockets? Is it cute yeah but what is the purpose behind it? I think we should start using their pockets to store our valuable items. I mean who’s gonna rob a baby? Robber: “Empty your pockets, no not you the baby’s pocket.»
#1:
whats the white person version of wakanda
— frank🦧 (@meme_messiah_) February 27, 2020
#2:
Yesterday I scalded my hand at work when boiling water sloshed over the side of a mug. I made some joke about being clumsy to the kind scientist who was offering me first aid. Then he looked me in the eye and said in the most serious tone:
“We are all victims of physics.”
— Laurel Hamers (@Arboreal_Laurel) February 26, 2020
#3:
Girls will shoot their shot by posting a story that you’re somehow suppose to know you should reply to
— b.b (@benoobrown) February 26, 2020
#4:
People are a virus the whole Earth caught.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 27, 2020
#5:
how to process your emotions in a healthy way (i think)
– buy a new candle
– take a 45 min shower
– drink coffee until you throw up
– overshare online
– scream— Matt. (@MattTheBrand) February 27, 2020
#6:
why do baby clothes have pockets, who is going up to a baby and saying here hold this
— Shafeeq (@Y2SHAF) February 26, 2020
#7:
Dog people always act like dogs are so much better than cats but as a cat person just wanna say that you never see cats working with the cops
— Kivan (@KivanBay) February 26, 2020
#8:
Being a man is hard. No wigs. No makeup. No lashes. If you ugly. You just ugly.
— Slick (@Jb_XIIVI) February 26, 2020
#9:
My bank account
asking me to pls Me ordering my
stop spending $5 iced coffee
money
🥺 😎
👉👈 💪🥋🤙
👖 /🍆\
👞🧦 👟 👟— 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS) February 26, 2020
#10:
“You want that ps5 right?”
“Yes🥺”
“then act right then” pic.twitter.com/rOEKUhBOh7— T ❤️ (@Btw_itsty) February 26, 2020