Another week has already passed and we have searched for the crème de la crème of Twitter for you. Today we present you a revolutionary version of the classic sandwich, the ultimate alternative to drugs, and the true origin of landlords! Have fun!
#1:
people who take pride in not being nice are very weird to me
— asia (@asiasilvis) February 27, 2021
#2:
fuck drugs have u ever moo'ed at a cow and had it moo back at u
— james (@video_jame) February 27, 2021
#3:
Has anyone else not dined in a restaurant since Feb/March 2020? I recently shared that with someone and they acted like that was the wildest thing they’d heard of.
— Dr. PsychK8 (@psych_k8) February 27, 2021
#4:
so I lost my phone tonight & saw a cop so I pulled over & asked for directions to the highway because….no phone to give me directions there & he told me, "that's not my fucking problem," so in case anyone was wondering what the fuck cops are good for, it's not helping people <3
— michelle (@michelletweeets) February 27, 2021
#5:
“gender is what’s between your legs” ok my pronouns are gorilla/grip
— todoroki (@justannalese) February 27, 2021
#6:
everyone’s always like “omg new yorkers are so rude” but one time a guy held a knife to my throat to rob me while I was unlocking my front door and I asked “can I at least keep my ID” and he was like “OK ya”
— wrecks (@oldredtree) February 27, 2021
#7:
Normalize not telling your boss what your day off is for.
— . (@Raremaester) February 27, 2021
#8:
Hey check this out. My previous landlord doesn’t want to give me a reference because *it was an inconvenience that I moved out*.
Landlords truly, madly, deeply are the spawn of satan pic.twitter.com/Q5y9U9bS4A
— Amy Charlotte Kean (@keano81) February 26, 2021
#9:
May I present to you: Standwich pic.twitter.com/sB2Rh1uzU2
— Tony Sloth's Pro Skater ™️ (@SeattleSloth_) February 26, 2021
#10:
i can’t explain it but 5 x 5 = 25 gives off the same energy as Friday
— ٰ (@ceraliza) February 26, 2021
