Another week has already passed and we have searched for the crème de la crème of Twitter for you. Today we present you a revolutionary version of the classic sandwich, the ultimate alternative to drugs, and the true origin of landlords! Have fun!
people who take pride in not being nice are very weird to me
— asia (@asiasilvis) February 27, 2021
fuck drugs have u ever moo'ed at a cow and had it moo back at u
— james (@video_jame) February 27, 2021
Has anyone else not dined in a restaurant since Feb/March 2020? I recently shared that with someone and they acted like that was the wildest thing they’d heard of.
— Dr. PsychK8 (@psych_k8) February 27, 2021
so I lost my phone tonight & saw a cop so I pulled over & asked for directions to the highway because….no phone to give me directions there & he told me, "that's not my fucking problem," so in case anyone was wondering what the fuck cops are good for, it's not helping people <3
— michelle (@michelletweeets) February 27, 2021
“gender is what’s between your legs” ok my pronouns are gorilla/grip
— todoroki (@justannalese) February 27, 2021
everyone’s always like “omg new yorkers are so rude” but one time a guy held a knife to my throat to rob me while I was unlocking my front door and I asked “can I at least keep my ID” and he was like “OK ya”
— wrecks (@oldredtree) February 27, 2021
Normalize not telling your boss what your day off is for.
— . (@Raremaester) February 27, 2021
Hey check this out. My previous landlord doesn’t want to give me a reference because *it was an inconvenience that I moved out*.
Landlords truly, madly, deeply are the spawn of satan pic.twitter.com/Q5y9U9bS4A
— Amy Charlotte Kean (@keano81) February 26, 2021
May I present to you: Standwich pic.twitter.com/sB2Rh1uzU2
— Tony Sloth's Pro Skater ™️ (@SeattleSloth_) February 26, 2021
i can’t explain it but 5 x 5 = 25 gives off the same energy as Friday
— ٰ (@ceraliza) February 26, 2021