Monday is one of the most powerful and terrifying days ever created. It was once crafted by the Dark Lord Sauron in the fire of Orodruin, also known as Mount Doom or your mom’s kitchen, during the early days of the upcoming Age of Idiocracy. Sauron’s intent was to enhance his power, prank all humans and to exercise control over the other weekdays. In this way, he hoped to gain lordship over earth, mankind, the iconic Cinderella Castle in Disneyland and the Internet which – he heard – is full of gems. Speaking of those, here are 10 excellent examples. Enjoy!
#1:
I’ve spend the last two days turning this old record into a Spongebob window, maybe I do have too much time on my hands 😅 pic.twitter.com/1wyqXU1Fq9
— yaya 🔪 (@lilmissleila) February 5, 2021
#2:
Therapist: you don’t love yourself
Me: so true king. Here’s $80
— olivia (@livstadler) February 5, 2021
#3:
There should be a reverse super bowl with the shittiest teams of the season and the one that loses wins worst team of the year
— alicia (@nerdjpg) February 7, 2021
#4:
— The Meme Factory (@_thememefactory) February 4, 2021
#5:
Me: Why did my alarm not go off? 🤨
My alarm: pic.twitter.com/OO6uc361fc
— Jamz 🇧🇩🇸🇦 (@jjamz_) February 7, 2021
#6:
my aging body: if you don't sleep i will hurt you
me: ok ok, I'll sleep!
body: if you sleep slightly wrong I will hurt you
— professional jenfluencer 🧁 | BLM (@philoso_foster) February 6, 2021
#7:
— Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat) February 6, 2021
#8:
I’m this old…. pic.twitter.com/C4Vq2aLShl
— TheTABLEguy (@BigARTillery78) February 6, 2021
#9:
i miss going to parties and waking up hungover feeling bad about everything i said to every single person i talked to
— Lily Sullivan (@LilyYily) February 7, 2021
#10:
when people tell me how old their kids are i love to respond "oh thats a fun age :)" i have no fucking clue what im talking about
— thomas 🍌 (@perfectsweeties) February 6, 2021
