Another week has just begun. We should be refreshed, excited and thankful for being able to go to work. At least on paper. But we are living in 2021, the pandemic is still going strong and even with a new US-President our reality seems like an early Stephen Kind novel. If we stick to this metaphor, Monday is like a PG13-Version of Pennywise. Still spooky, terrifying and with a bad sense of humor but all blood and gore has been cut to appeal to a wider audience and with the intention to return every single week. Want a balloon? Sorry, just kidding. Here are 10 Twitter gems for today.
#1:
Gonna tell my kids this is Silicon Valley pic.twitter.com/hQnLjVbVwr
— litquidity (@litcapital) January 31, 2021
#2:
The filthiest part of life pre-COVID was that we normalized blowing all over a cake and serving it to guests 😭
— Brittany♚ (@britshaniece) January 30, 2021
#3:
babe are you okay??? you’ve barely touched your chromatica limited edition curry pic.twitter.com/HO9YTmle9U
— hotdogsz (@hotdogsz) January 31, 2021
#4:
tomorrow marks the start of a perfectly rectangular February, something that we only get on the calendar once every 200 years!! pic.twitter.com/z7YDucwEpg
— Liam (@LiamLambrini) January 31, 2021
#5:
Today I discovered my husband has me in his phone as “Jennifer Wortman.”
— Jennifer Wortman (@wrefinnej) January 30, 2021
#6:
— Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat) January 31, 2021
#7:
If America just called Covid the "Stay at Home Challenge" we would've been back to normal 8 months ago
— RP2 (@RickEFresh) January 30, 2021
#8:
stock market gf and astrology gf pic.twitter.com/XJeY41OCwS
— cee ☁️ (@rozdoyIes) January 30, 2021
#9:
So we're all in agreement? If they give Wallstreet money before they give us money, it's on, right?
— 🕊Guillotine Party ☭ 🔜 (@Chacelounge) January 28, 2021
#10:
Woman seeking woman to send “hey am I over reacting” screen shots to
— madrigal (@whatmaddness) February 1, 2021