Coffee without cups, dancing sticks and a message from the postman. The usual madness of a day on Twitter. We’ve packed for you the 10 best Tweets of the day, so you can keep enjoying TikTok in the meantime.
kids coughing an not covering their mouths: pic.twitter.com/iGFXfDQVVz
— Kimberly Boswell (@KSBoswell) January 11, 2020
saying “i had a bisexual threesome”
-calm down please
-dude it’s 11am we’re tryna have brunch
saying “i avril lavigne’d”
-he was a boy
-she was a girl
-can i make it anymore obvious?
— Kieran (@KieranMSimpson) January 13, 2020
y’all drink your iced coffee with or without the cup? pic.twitter.com/co1P39G4xy
— Kevin (@kebsies) January 13, 2020
Dancing trees. pic.twitter.com/MwPWWCgfIP
— Trees etc. (@arborsmarty) January 10, 2020
[asking to cuddle] can we 99
— shen the bird (@Shen_the_Bird) January 13, 2020
Managed to make a nice profit in the group chat today 💰 pic.twitter.com/5YHZRHPhjY
— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) January 13, 2020
Shout out to all curvy girls:
Don't be afraid to get on top….
If he dies, he dies.
— Carleen Ceraldi (@ceraldi_carleen) January 10, 2020
Apparently my dentist doesn't feel it is necessary for me to text her every time I floss.
— That Pesky Prostitüt™ (@LittleMissAngr1) January 13, 2020
My postman has left his sack on my doorstep. What does this mean? Am I the postman now? pic.twitter.com/5MHKdQcIb3
— Laura (@fairycakes) January 13, 2020
Tell the next Tesla owner you see that you love their Chevy Volt
— Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) January 13, 2020